"Well done, mortal!
Found me in the billions.
I journey through realms each night's slumber.
In those dreams,
At times a man I am, at times a woman,
not even human, nor flesh in form.
Yes, I, am a wanderer.
Welcome to my humble throne, human.
Remember to bring thine beefsteak.
Or else thine most cherished dream,
Will rotten in silence...
Fear not!
Thine memory shall be swallowed,
along with the offerings,
hehe..."